Thursday, January 18

Screw You Southern Hemisphere

Yeah, whatever. YOU get to see Comet McNaught in all its glory while I can't see a damn thing. You probably don't even care about comets. All you care about are asses, kiwifruit and Crocodile Dundee.
Hey. Southern Hemisphere. I hear the Southern Cross sucks.
That's fine. Just remember comets are harbingers of doom and when you least expect it a plague of feral goats or zombie stewardesses will suck your brains out.
Fine by me.

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