Dearest Bindi,
Since your fathers passing you may have noticed there has been less food on the table and not nearly enough toys.
We've all mourned his loss, but now its time to put our sadness aside and get down to business. You've had over 8 years of unemployment and I think its time you set about getting to work.
What will you do?
Well, I know there is an opening for a crazy wildlife show host that you'd be perfect for.
We've gotta keep the family business alive and if that means you have to act like an adult well before you hit pre-puberty, then that's what we do. We're Irwins! We can do anything.
I gave birth to you so now its time for a little return on my investment.
love,
mom
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