Monday, May 21

Litterers feel my wrath

Today's edition of MIKE SHAMES A LITTER-BUG happened in the McDonald's parking lot. An older gent in his car blatantly chucked his straw wrapper out the window on the ground. I almost walked away when I decided some passive-aggressive guilt therapy was in order. "Oooh. looks like someone dropped their trash on the ground here. I'll just pick it up." I said as i knelt next to the car and picked up the wrapper. The bastard said something, but I don't speak Old so i couldn't understand.

Full-disclosure: If this were a large male age 17-53 I would have let this go. I'm not going to get killed over a fucking straw wrapper.

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