I HATE FUN! Mike 1/BeachBall 0

Around the 8th inning (when this lady was cheering wildly b/c the Dodgers just scored 5) Another dreaded beachball was being batted around. Comically a stadium worker tried to track it down to confiscate it. It became a half-assed game of keep away.
Guess who caught the ball?
Me.
Guess who gave it to the stadium worker?
Me.
Guess who got boo-ed by the entire section?
Me.
Guess who can suck it?
The people who'd rather play with a beach ball than watch the game.